I'm a little bitch, everybody!
I've been a little bitch all my life to all my friends and my whole family. My ex-wife hates me because I'm an asshole. She's right though. I probably should write her an apology letter, but it's too late for that, eh>
i fucked up so bad this time, i'm really sorry.
i promise i'll try to be good, but no guarantees
everybody!!! i'm a fucking criminal